Thursday, August 23, 2007

PSA

This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by the Llama Foundation!

Fake Eyelashes are not cool ladies. I've conducted extensive research and have found that the male species are not looking at your eyelashes and thinking "dang check out the big, long, dark, dense set of lashes on that babe". So remove the boxes of lashes and glue from your Kaboodles, and be happy with what God gave you!

Thank you.
The Llama Foundation

4 comments:

Littlebit said...

I'm curious to know where you have seen ladies wearing fake eyelashes? I have not had to wear them since my dancing days and I hated putting them on! We were required to wear them though. Is there room on your soapbox? The big thing down here is colored contacts. I think it's safe to say 9 out of 10 people down here have brown eyes. When I was in high school, when people would compliment my blue-green eyes they'd say, "I like your colored eyes? Are they real?" My brother's recent pick-up line at a social gathering place was, "The shape of your eyes are beautiful, why are you hiding them behind fake colored eyes?" He didn't get the girl but the next time he saw her she was not wearing them. Brown eyes are beautiful. They're the dominant color in my little family. Anyways, my point is, Love what God gave you.

MommaLlama said...

Wow, I didn't realize colored contacts were making a come back. I, too, remember those from high school...

With the lashes, I've seen women with them... but what brought it to my frontal lobe was last night at a party supply place. This lady was in her late 30's or early 40's and trying TOO HARD to be in her 20's... which included a scary set of eyelashes and some serious racoon makeup!

Anonymous said...

do any of you wear mascara? or makeup for that matter.

MommaLlama said...

Nope to the mascara... once a year I try it, and remember why I don't like it. And to the makeup question, hardly ever and when it is applied it is very little.