Sharing

Snookie: Grandma, do you want a bite of my granola bar?
Grandma: No thank you.

Snookie: Mommy, do you want a bite of my granola bar?
MommaLlama: No thank you, but that is a very generous offer.

Snookie: Aunt Marianne, do you want a bite of my granola bar?
Aunt Marianne: No, I'm fine, thank you.

Snookie: Daddy, do you want a bite of my granola bar?
Me: Yes.
Snookie: You were supposed to say no...

The little s*** stuck the whole thing in his mouth before I could reach him.