Here are a few of my favorite quotes...
Condoms are the liberal ShamWOW! It'll clean up any mess.While the notion that condoms are the answer to the whole world and all its problems is ridiculous... they (the liberals) keep hangin' on to the mantra... broken record anyone? In all my years, nearly 30 now, I haven't seen condoms produce anywhere near the 'results' that everyone claims they should.
Truly, what is it with liberals and condoms? The solution to global warming? Condoms. Solution to HIV? Condoms. Poverty? Condoms. The deficit? Condoms. Solution to abortion? Condoms.
And as CMR pointed out... we've given away so many of these little fellas that they could build little rubber rafts and paddle their way here! Oh wait, that damn failure rate... that will getcha every time!